Monday, October 15, 2012

Best Voicemail From the Doctor, Ever.

The best voicemail from a doctor. Ever. Goes like this:

"Your test results are perfect, and by the way, do you realize that you are 32 pounds lighter than you were in 2006?" 

Thanks, and yes, I do. :)

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